your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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