If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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