And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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