dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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