Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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