I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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