Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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