I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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