It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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