So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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