He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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