Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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