i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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