Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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