My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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