hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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