stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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