I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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