But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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