no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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