are you still at the devil's house?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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