VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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