before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
