Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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