your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Drake has all the answers
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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