Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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