i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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