i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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