I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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