Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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