doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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