When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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