that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
