3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I don't think brook has ever known best
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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