i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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