summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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