She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
