i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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