he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
