if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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