My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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