Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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