just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I came so hard my ears popped.
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