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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Glad to hear you raised your standards
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
did you just send me my own nude
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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