You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I am available for nakedness
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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