i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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