What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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