i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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