you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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