So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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