she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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