That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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