dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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