he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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