just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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